Cumshots
Across the Bow
You saw this, right? A voting
machine vendor admitted,
only recently, that they
added remote-access software
to
voting systems. Why would
they do this? Why didn't
the public know this all
along? Why were they hiding
it?
For the answers to these
questions, see the cartoon
above.
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Here's a simple mnemonic
to remember what number president
t-Rump is:
"Fuck" has four
letters.
"Trump" has five.
Therefore, "Fuck Trump" =
45.
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Martina Butina, a now-arrested
Russian spy who infiltrated
the NRA, wrote to her bosses
in 2015 stating "The
Republicans would likely
win the 2016 election."
Now how could they think
that unless...
Oh, yeah. Hacked voting machines.
Silly me.
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In early 2017 Senator John
McCain stood on the Senate
floor and called Senator
Rand Paul a Russian agent
who works for Putin. Today,
Rand Paul proved it by defending
t-Rump's treasonous display
in Helsinki.
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Things Republicans could
do instead of sending sad
tweets about Trump's stumbling,
bumbling treasonous foray
in Helsinki, written by Twitter
user danpfeiffer.
1. Pass legislation to protect
the Mueller investigation
2. Subpoena Trump's tax and
business records to see what
leverage Russia may have
on him
3. Pass a tougher sanctions
law that doesn't let Trump
wriggle out of them
4. Hold hearings on what
has and hasn't been done
to protect America from Russia
5. Subpoena the interpreter
to find out what Trump actually
said to Putin
6. Pass a joint resolution
saying Russia interfered
in the elections to help
Trump
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I am the Red Hen. I am Maxine Waters.
I am Patricia Okoumou. I am Kristin
Mink. I am Robert De Niro. I am David
Hogg. I am Emma Gonzelez.
Fuck Trump.
=Lefty=
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