Three-Legged
Race
To everyone in Florida: If the stores are cleaned out
it's not too late for Amazon to overnight water and
c-rations.
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My city of Dallas just voted 13-1 to remove a prominent
Confederate statue. We also voted for Hillary. Fuck
Trump.
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Jeff Sessions stood behind a podium as he announced
the end of DACA so that no one could see he had splooged
his pants in sheer orgasmic ecstasy.
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Sessions: "We really don't care HOW much Dreamers
will suffer, all we care about is that they won't be
voting Democrat again."
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The next president, a Democrat, will easily win the
election by promising to "tear down that stupid
wall".
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"Whatever the cost of our libraries, the price is cheap
compared to that of an ignorant nation." - Walter Cronkite
"Unlike the internet, libraries scrupulously separate
fact from fiction. They're funny that way." - Mike
Stanfill
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From reading the reviews I was led to believe that
Jordan Peele's first movie, "Get Out", was
the best thing since sliced bread. Having now seen
it I want my 87 minutes back. It used WAY too many
hackneyed horror cliches and the "twist ending" was
far-fetched, to put it mildly. I expected something
much smarter but this was just a typical, bloody suspense
film using racial tropes to give it more gravitas than
it deserved.
But it made a gazillion bucks, so I'm obviously wrong.
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Still waiting for the Giant Orange Man-Baby to write
that million-dollar check to the victims of Harvey.
=Lefty=
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