Noah meets NOAA.

I'm not comparing Trump to Noah. One's a mythical character and one has no character at all.

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A cat 4 hurricane is hitting Florida and King Mierdas is fretting about the crowd waiting for him at his Pennsylvania rally tonight. You know why?

He's already paid the crowd to be there and he's a notoriously cheap bastard.

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Don't get too happy about Judge Roberts sending ethics complaints about Brett Kavanaugh to the U.S. Court of Appeals. The chief judge there is Timothy Tymkovich, who was on t-Rump's list of Supreme Court nominees.

Tymkovich was also nominated to his post by Dubya, who stumped vigorously for Kavanaugh.

Just another dog-and-pony show for your federal tax dollar, folks.

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Ted Cruz is chickening out of the second debate with Beto. Do you think the issue of Kavanaugh might come up? Hmmmm?

C'monnn, Ted. Act like a man. First time for everything.

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I am the Red Hen. I am Maxine Waters. I am Patricia Okoumou. I am Kristin Mink. I am Robert De Niro. I am David Hogg. I am Emma Gonzelez. I am Mike Avenetti. I am Stormy Daniels. I am Rachel Maddow. I am Pickaxe Guy. I am LeBron James. I am Robert Mueller. I am Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. I am Peter Strzok. I am Elizabeth Warren. I am Heather Heyer.  I am Beto O'Rourke. I am Andrew Gillum. I am Senator Sheldon Whitehouse. I am Botham Jean. I am Plaid Shirt Guy. I am Ronan Farrow. I am Christine Blasey Ford. I am Julie Swetnick. I am Deborah Ramirez. I am Colin Kaepernik. I am Taylor Swift. I am Kamala Harris.

Fuck Trump.

=Lefty=