All Hat(e), No Cattle
Sorry
for using "Trump" and "evolution
in the same sentence. This
is humor, after all.
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If you don't like a healthy
environment, vote Republican.
If you like
losing civility in order
to make rich people richer,
vote Republican. If you like
wages to remain stagnant,
vote Republican. If you think
it's fun to hate people based
on their skin color, vote
Republican. If you want to
leave a terrible world for
your children, vote Republican. If
you like cartoons that aren't
funny because a cabal of
oil magnates have conspired
to destroy the world for
their own gain, vote Republican.
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The last time we had a Republican
president the Saudis attacked
America by destroying five
buildings in NY.
Now we have another Republican
president and this time the
Saudis attacked America by
buying condos in NY from
him.
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Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz
is complaining that Robert
Francis "Beto" O'Rourke
isn't running for office
using his given name.
Well, what ELSE is Rafael
gonna campaign on when his
political record is one of
endless graft and occasional
Dr. Seuss poems?
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I think too many Americans
are impatient with the Mueller
investigation not only because
the evidence seems so obvious
but because TV makes us think
such investigations take
only 42 minutes, plus commercials.
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Xtians don't honestly think
the Republican Party is more
devout than Democrats. They
just know that Republicans
are ruthless and once they
have power they will allow
those pious parasites to
enforce arbitrary Xtian rules
on
all Americans.
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"A great way to prove
you’re not like the
Nazis is to go around demanding
to test people’s blood
to determine their exact
racial composition."
"I’m sure once
the U.S. gets to the bottom
of this
Saudi killing it will do
the right thing and invade
two unrelated countries." -
Jess Dweck @TheDweck
(Jess is my new fave Twitterperson.)
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I am the Red Hen. I am
Maxine Waters. I am Patricia
Okoumou.
I am Kristin
Mink. I am Robert De Niro. I am
David Hogg. I am Emma Gonzelez.
I am Mike
Avenetti. I am Stormy Daniels.
I am Rachel Maddow. I am
Pickaxe Guy.
I am LeBron James. I am Robert
Mueller. I am Alexandria
Ocasio-Cortez. I
am Peter Strzok. I am Elizabeth
Warren. I am Heather Heyer. I
am Beto O'Rourke. I am
Andrew Gillum. I am
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse. I am
Botham Jean. I am Plaid Shirt Guy.
I am Ronan Farrow. I am Christine
Blasey
Ford. I am Julie Swetnick. I am
Deborah Ramirez. I am Colin
Kaepernik. I
am Taylor Swift. I am Kamala Harris. I am Ruth Bader
Ginsberg. I am Stacy Abrams. I am Jamal Khashoggi.
I am Seth Myers and Stephen
Colbert.
Fuck Trump.
=Lefty=
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