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In an absurd attempt to make people forget about all the white-anglo-caucasian terrorism lately the Obese Orange Man-Baby proposed voiding Constitutionally-guaranteed birthright citizenship through Executive Order.

On the one hand, he can't as he'd need approval of 2/3rds of the states.

On the other hand, it WOULD be a good way to get rid of Tex Cruz.

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Please  keep in mind that wealthy pregnant Russian women are coming to stay in Trump hotels, and spending thousands of dollars in the process, so they can have their babies in America, thus granting them birthright citizenship.

Gosh, Lefty, what are you trying to say?

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The GOP will do anything to win this election because if they retain both Houses they get to steal the Social Security trust fund.

If they lose the House, they go to jail.

Vote Blue. And smile.

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How much money are we wasting sending 7500 troops to the border to handle a job that CBP is already equipped to handle?

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I suspect that t-Rump is going to Pittsburgh, even though he's been clearly told he's not wanted, hoping for a violent incident that he'll use as an attack on the presidency for political advantage.

It's been done before.

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I understand there has always existed among certain populations in this country a grudging and abiding suspicion of jews but t-Rump's handlers would never have let him cross the "globalist" line unless the issue had been focus-grouped and polled in order to unearth a large enough segment of the voting population to make it politically worthwhile.

There are monsters among us and they've been waiting for this day.

Vote, and vote Blue or be sucked down by this whirlpool of hate.

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Technical Note: For the past couple of weeks I've improved the navigation so that you can click on either side of the comic to go forward/backwards rather than poking at the links. This only counts for the past eight or so comics but I plan on adding this to at least all of 2018s comic soon.

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I am the Red Hen. I am Maxine Waters. I am Patricia Okoumou. I am Kristin Mink. I am Robert De Niro. I am David Hogg. I am Emma Gonzelez. I am Mike Avenetti. I am Stormy Daniels. I am Rachel Maddow. I am Pickaxe Guy. I am LeBron James. I am Robert Mueller. I am Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. I am Peter Strzok. I am Elizabeth Warren. I am Heather Heyer. I am Beto O'Rourke. I am Andrew Gillum. I am Senator Sheldon Whitehouse. I am Botham Jean. I am Plaid Shirt Guy. I am Ronan Farrow. I am Christine Blasey Ford. I am Julie Swetnick. I am Deborah Ramirez. I am Colin Kaepernik. I am Taylor Swift. I am Kamala Harris. I am Ruth Bader Ginsberg. I am Stacy Abrams. I am Jamal Khashoggi. I am Seth Myers and Stephen Colbert. I am Stonekettle.  I am George Soros. I am late-night comedians.

Fuck Trump.

=Lefty=

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