The
Mango Maelstrom
The Mango Whore-Monger is probably bummed that there won't
be any tanks in his parade, though he seems to be mollified by
the promise of a large "air contingent".
I'd like to suggest that this 'contingent' be comprised of thousands
of helium balloons on long strings, each wielded by a true progressive
American, and from each balloon dangles a sign saying "Fuck
Trump", possibly something even more appropriately scatological.
Think what a heart-warming surprise it will be for all the great-great-grandparents,
Fox News' most vital demographic, watching the parade as they
dig for scraps from their Republican-issued 'harvest boxes'.
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The manner in which House Republicans handled the Russian investigation
was a joke, but it did it's job. Here's how my local NBC affiliate
(KXAS) shared the news last night, spending all of 15 seconds:
"The House Intelligence Committee has determined there was
no collusion between the Russians and President Trump. House
Democrats
say House Republicans are engaging in partisan politics. In other
news, has a local family has found a gator in their crick?"
I wish I was making this up.
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It's been quite the day-and-a-half.
First, on Monday, the Republican
House introduced an unexpected new brand of toilet paper called
"The
Russian Investigation", one which was designed primarily to wipe
Tricky McDictator
clean of Putin's trademark shtinkum, though its secondary purpose
was apparently to intoxicate, with its heady aroma of desperation
and vodka, the
Pennsylvania
electorate into voting for a Republican candidate who is a little
less "abortiony" than his predecessor, believe it or not.
Then today, Tuesday or, as progressive's like to call it "Another
Day of Eating That Goddamn Popcorn", the Propecia Potentate began
ejecting staff from the White House faster than a clown car with
explosive
diarrhea.
The toll so far is a Secretary of State, his immediate underling,
Fat Boy's personal aide, the head of the ICE in California and
the
head
of the VA. Experts suggest that four more heads might also roll,
including a Security Advisor and a Chief of Staff.
So much winning.
The word "hysteria" comes to immediately to mind, a word originally
associated with female hormonal imbalances. Considering Fat Boy
has done all his dirty work today through Tweets I guess it takes
a big pussy to hysterically grab one.
Good
luck, Mr. Lamb!
=Lefty=
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