Where
No Mango Has Gone Before
In the midst of national and international strife I'm going to
get borderline geeky on you here...
Okay, suppose you had a super-being who could teleport across
space, could create almost anything out of thin air, had all
known information at
his fingertips, and could change his physical form at will.
This would be a pretty powerful individual, wouldn't you think?
And that's why Star Trek failed.
Keeping in mind this is bad TV sci-fi we're talking about here,
where anything is possible, the Federation could have tied the
holo-deck,
the
replicator,
the ship's computer and
the
transporter
into
one devastating entity and every episode would have ended mid-way
though the intro... which explains why this never happened.
At the very least, though, you think they would have just
once used the transporter to plant a photon torpedo into
the engine bay of a menacing Klingon
Bird of Prey.
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The NRA mantra: "This is my assault rifle, this is my gun, one
is for making people fearful about everything in American society
and the other is my shriveled tiny, for lack of a better term,
'penis'."
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One nice thing I noticed about the "March For Our Lives".
No tiki torches.
Good work, kids. See you at the polls.
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Sometimes random goofy shit makes me very happy. Like when I
found out yesterday that a 1982 Muppet TV special featured guest
star Tony Clifton. Bliss.
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These images are not Photoshopped. This not normal.
=Lefty=
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