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Sudden Death... With Any Luck

During the election campaign Trump hammered Hillary Clinton repeatedly for (properly) destroying a cell phone that had been used for government business in order to protect the data from being accessed.

The FBI seized 16 cellphones from Michael Cohen.

BWAHHHHHHHH-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaa!.

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Thirty years ago Bill Cosby was America's Dad and Donald Trump was just another real estate douche.

Next year might find them both in prison.

Maybe they'll get the same cell so they can share tips on bagging the hot babes.

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Until today I had no opinion of Kanye West but now I hope he gets stopped for having a broken taillight.

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In two years Ford will basically stop manufacturing anything but the Mustang, trucks, and SUVs.

This country's fucked up.

=Lefty=

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If NFL teams chose players the way we choose presidents.
Trump: The people, like the Kochs and the Mercers, knew I'd be the best quarterback 'cause I played one on TV.
My coach is a loser. I'm getting all my plays from the other team. They know how to play football. Believe me.
Who needs practice? Let's just raid the ticket booth and sneak into the the cheerleader locker room..