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Getting
the Boot In.
You guys got dirty minds.
We're talking about boots
here,
okay? Not Putin's balls.
We're not talking about Trump
squatting down in front of
Putin, his eyelids
half-closed
in
ecstasy as he lovingly
and reverently cups Putin's
hairy nut-sack in
both hands, lifting them
with trembling fingers until
they reach his quivering
lips.
We're not talking about t-Rump's
slapping his cowlike
tongue in broad strokes across
Putin's nutsack like he's
painting a pink hairy fence.
We're not talking about the
frothy drool spurting
from t-Rump's mouth
and gushing down
over his cheap China-made
tie as he hungrily draws
Putin's Soviet
scrotum
deep
into his ravenous gullet.
We're
not talking the inhuman moans
emanating
from deep within t-Rump's
flabby, corpulent body as
he pisses himself while reaching
unexpected heights of passion
incomparable even to kicking
another Filipino pool-boy
down the
stairs for letting his Big
Mac get cold.
We're talking boots, okay?
Boots.
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There are tapes of t-Rump
discussing secret payments
to Playboy models with Michael
Cohen.
BWAHHHHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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I am the Red Hen. I am Maxine Waters.
I am Patricia Okoumou. I am Kristin
Mink. I am Robert De Niro. I am David
Hogg. I am Emma Gonzelez. I am Mike
Avenetti.
Fuck Trump.
=Lefty=
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And if you come to the White House I'll lick the
other one boot.
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