Poison
Control
For my Texas homies:
Beto O'Rourke is visiting
every county in Texas. He's
out there shaking hands with
everybody. He's not afraid
of the people.
Ted Cruz, on the other hand,
is doing a whole five "town
hall" meetings in such
bustling cities as Seguin,
Pearland, Temple, and Brownwood.
Oh, and you have to register
to get in. Good luck with
that.
Inexplicably, one town hall
is in Cypress, outside Houston,
which went heavily for Hillary.
Ya'll go down and raise some
Hell, won't you please?
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Next year both SpaceX and
Boeing will launch American
astronauts into space in
American rockets.
Thanks,
Obama. Seriously, thanks!
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According to a recent Pew
poll 27% of Americans self-identify
as Republicans.
44% self-identify as Democrats.
Vote Blue, no matter who.
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Sarah Sanders refused to
say that the press is not
the enemy of the people.
Sarah Sanders IS the enemy
of the people.
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I am the Red Hen. I am Maxine Waters.
I am Patricia Okoumou. I am Kristin
Mink. I am Robert De Niro. I am David
Hogg. I am Emma Gonzelez. I am Mike
Avenetti. I am Stormy Daniels. I
am Rachel Maddow. I am Pickaxe Guy.
Fuck Trump.
=Lefty=
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