Getting A Handle On Collusion
Elijah Cummings rocks.
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Today we learned, in sworn testimony before Congress,
that t-Rump lied about a sexual encounter with a woman
who isn't his wife and then proceeded to obstruct justice
in an attempt to cover it up.
Remind me again.... WHY did the Republicans try to
impeach Bill Clinton back in '98?
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When t-Rump was in Moscow, years ago, Putin taped him
having prostitutes pee all over a bed.
Today t-Rump is in Hanoi, watching the Cohen hearings,
peeing the bed.
Please, dear god, let there be no video.
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t-Rump: "I like people who weren't captured."
Mueller: "Oh, really? Let's see what I can do
about that."
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My shorthand take on the Cohen hearings:
GOP: Sound bite of random accusations that will play
well on Fox News followed by "Please answer me
yes or no."
Cohen: "I don't know how to answer that."
Rinse and repeat.
Or
GOP: "Did you yarble-garble-warble-wall-border-fetus?"
Cohen: "Well, I..."
GOP: "Answer the question."
Cohen: "Okay, I..."
GOP: "Answer the question!"
Cohan: "But I...."
GOP: "ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
Or
GOP: "You had a questionable bank loan."
Cohen: "Yes."
GOP: "You had a questionable bank loan?"
Cohen: "I said, yes, I did."
GOP: "HE HAD A QUESTIONABLE BANK LOAN!"
Or
GOP: "You lied before Congress, didn't you?"
Cohen: "On behalf of the president, yes."
GOP: "Uh... uh... yarble-garble-warble-wall-border-fetus!"
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When Carolyn Maloney asked Cohen "Who else should
we be talking to?" my nipples got hard.
Then Cohen named names and I had to reach for a tissue.
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Generic Republican Congressman/Fox News: "If Michael
Cohen lied before, why should we believe him now?"
Cohen: "I brought the receipts."
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In North Carolina's 9th district Republican Mark Harris
got caught stealing the congressional election so the
state decided to have a do-over.
Michael Cohen is testifying that t-Rump used illegal
means, conspiring with Russia, to "win" the
presidency.
Time for another do-over? Hmmmmmmmm?
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Not ONCE in the eight years that Mr. Obama was president
did I check the news first thing in the morning expectantly
hoping to find he'd died a horrible death in the night.
How times do change.
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Why does the GOP seemingly break everything? (See:
Iraq)
It's so they can make the rest of us waste time arguing
about how to repair the damage. And in the ensuing
chaos the GOP can steal.
Imagine, instead, if everything worked. We'd be happy.
(Well, happier.) And we'd be able to focus on real
problems (See: climate change) not manufactured ones
(See: t-Rump's wall)
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And, as always: IMPEACH THE MOTHERFUCKER!"
=Lefty=
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