Play It Again, Sam Donaldson.
"Trump's small base is not gonna run this country.
They don't now, and they never will." - Sam Donaldson
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A Florida massage parlor owner has been selling Chinese
executives access to t-Rump at Mar-a-Lago.
Dubya gave full White House press access to a male
prostitute.
President Obama once wore a tan suit.
I am not making this up.
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t-Rump, 2015: "Mexico will pay for the wall and
I'm going to save Medicare and Medicaid!"
t-Rump, 2019: "Americans will pay for the wall
and I'm gutting Medicaid and Medicare. Bwah-hahahahahah!
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!."
I added that last part.
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Did anyone miss the t-Rump tweet where he advised the
Senate to ignore the Constitution and give him the
money for his wall?
It seemed kinda... important.
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Real News: "Does the president really think the
Democrats hate Jews?"
Sarah Sanders: "You have to ask the Democrats."
Democrats: "Okay. No, we don't hate Jews. But
t-Rump is a big fat fucking pro-Nazi racist liar-pants.
Thanks for asking."
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After
all
these stories linking Republican men to pedophilia
you'd think things couldn't get any worse.
Well, I'm
tellin' ya, somewhere one of them sick sumbitches is
sitting in a sticky Laz-z-Boy, swilling
a beer, watching a Sarah Sanders press briefing and
saying to himself "Yeah, I'd hit that."
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Last week the Democratic-led House passed a resolution
condemning bigotry. (To which 23 House Republicans
voted "No".)
In response, the Republican-led Senate continued to
fill circuit court seats with judges who think the
South will rise again.
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Tucker Carlson, a week ago: "Joe Biden must be
held accountable for every word he said back in 1975!"
Tucker Carlson, today: "Those naughty things I
said about women a few years ago? Tee-hee. Oh, pshaw.
Shucks. That was a long time ago, folks. I'm as pure
and the driven snow now. Please don't boycott my advertisers.
Pleeeeeeeeeeease!"
Fuck Tucker Carlson!
No, seriously, fuck this guy with a big rubber cactus!
If he didn't already have bajillions of Fox News money
in
the bank
I'd love
to see what sort of street-performer job he'd be reduced
to in order to pay for his monkey-gland injections.
But that assumes Fox News has even the most microscopic
sense of decency and fires him so I want my pony, too,
please.
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Which of these two would make a better representative
of the people?
Waitress: Familiar with the handling and processing
of food, employed alongside multiple races, understands
the reality of minimum wage (and less), usually under-insured,
knows the price of food, intimate with sexual harassment,
strives to offer the kind of service that pleases the
customer and results in the most generous gratuities.
Real estate developer: Tries to find a sucker every
minute.
Love you, AOC.
Fuck you, t-Rump.
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Nancy Pelosi revealed that the House will not seek
impeachment of our pussy-snatching potentate.
Actually, she won't have to if/when the Giant Orange
Man-Baby resigns as a result of being found guilty
of tax and
insurance fraud.
However, I guaran-fucking-tee you she would have begun
the impeachment process on Fat Hitler her first day
as Speaker if the Senate wasn't compromised by both
Putin and the Koch brothers.
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Trump: "Today my guest on "Capitalists in Cartels Drinking Cofveve
and Eating Hamberders" is Tim Apple! What? No, I said that right. I just
said it the right way REAL soft so you couldn't hear it. JARED! People are being
mean to me again!"
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"Look Mawmaw! Th' president done signed mah Bahble!"
"Whut's it say, son? Yew know mawmaw cain't read no more 'causa her dahbeetus."
"It sez 'Ah owes you a trillion dollers, sucker.' Whut you 'spoze that means,
Mawmaw?"
"Jaysus only knows, son. Jaysus only knows."
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There are people in this country who actually believe that t-Rump was chosen
by God.
This brings to mind the Dunning-Kruger effect which states that you can't understand
you're incompetent if you're incompetent.
Or, in the case of evangelicals:
Only someone dumb enough to believe in God is dumb enough to believe in God.
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And, finally, IMPEACH THE MUTHAFUKKAH!
=Lefty=
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