The Ladies Man

I know there are some men in thei country who won't vote for Kamala Harris only because she's a women, but I'll bet you those same men have been voting for women for years.

City councils, state legislatures, dog catchers, mayors, all of these posts have had female candidates on the ballot and I'll bet you the same men who can't see Kamala behind the Resolute Desk voted for one or two of them at some point.

In Texas, my home state, we were once Governated by an actual female person, one hot and sassy Ann Richards. At the 1988 DNC she angered probably every Republican alive by rightly stating "Poor George (H. W. Bush). He was born with a silver foot in his mouth."

God, I miss that woman.

To those of you manly men still sitting on the fence about a female president keep in mind that by putting a woman in office you're automatically cutting down on government criminality by more than 90%.

How do I know?

This Wikipedia page lists officials of the federal government that have been convicted of federal crimes. Of the 87 officials listed since the Reagan administration only six women have been convicted. Trump's not on that list..... yet.

So fellow fellers, vote for Kamala with confidence. Otherwise you're just voting for a con.

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And so we enter the home stretch of the election. I have almost endless faith that the electorate is not as dumb as Trump or the corporate media (Fuck you, Bezos!) thinks it is and thus will seat Ms. Harris in the Oval Office with many electoral votes to spare.

And then, finally, Trump will be a political non-entity and I can get back to casting my satirical net a bit farther afield. Especially if the House and Senate fall into the right hands, too, and suddenly abortion, the environment, health care, homelessness, and maybe even gun control will be addressed with such care and and precision by the Democrats that I'll be forced to drift into arenas I'd previously neglected.... like butterfly collecting and Tuvalan throat-singing.

See you Monday with what I hope will be the kind of 'toon that can convince even the MAGA-est of MAGAs that maybe they've been duped.

Or maybe it'll be about a cat unhappy with the inevitable arrival of Monday.

Excelsior!

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And, at the request of StevieB, how about a little Serenade For Weirdo:



- Lefty