Ignoring
Who? Never Heard Of Him.
I'm really tired of that guy. He has nothing of true import
to offer this vital republic any longer except to fall into
an open sewer
and
die. I'd sell tickets if I had enough advance notice.
I truly fail to see why the major media outlets report his
latest verbal assaults as though they hold the answer to
life, the universe and everything associated with making
the best grilled cheese sandwich ever.
I get it, news media, he's just so outrageous when he threatens
the lives of minorities and women, but he'd be equally outrageous
if he painted the Last Supper on the walls of Mar-a-Lago
using just his feces and some leftover bronzer. I'm fairly
certain Fox News would find a place for it on the schedule
if they
could
get the right sponsor.
Charmin, maybe? The YMCA?
But who would want to watch it except the same fanatics who
attend his rallies? I mean the real racist kooks, not he
one's found on Craigslist and paid to be there for at least
the opening salvo.
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Just a quick note that 80% of the fentanyl that crosses
the southern border into the U.S. is brought in by
American citizens. But media coverage of those drug
busts would make take the shine, and advertising
profits, off Chubby Hitler's demonizing of hungry
migrants looking
for
a chance
to feed their
family.
So, yeah,
the media knowingly cuts off our noses to fatten
their wallets.
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There's been some discussion from both presidential candidates
about the taxing of tips but
I happen to know
from
experience
that
the U.S. stands apart from its
many global neighbors who eschew this odd method of payment
for services rendered.
So whence tipping in America?
Wikipedia says that after the Civil War concluded ex-slaves
were put to work for, well, slave wages but they were encouraged
to work for tips as much as possible.
So, yes,
your waitress, your stripper, your valet, etc. are still
paying the rent on the echoes of slavery as practiced in
these here United States.
In Addition: Unsurprisingly, a study has shown that attractive
female waitresses, with equally attractive adornment in their
hair, receive more in
tips than their compatriots. Surprisingly, the one's doing
the greater proportion of tipping in this instance is other
women, not the horny male dogs you no doubt conjured up in
your mind. Woof!
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A Final Note: This month was replete with a full slate of
Raging Pencils comics, thirteen in all. I hope you're happy.
I know I am.
And here's to the fabulous eddi, Raging Pencils' newest Patreon
supporter. Thanks, eddi!
-
Lefty
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