You Can't Spell "Tariff" Without "If"

Trump wants to put the original copy of the Declaration of Independence in the Oval Office, probably for one of two reasons:

1. He wants to sign it, in Sharpie, or

2. He thinks it has a map on the back that leads to the hidden gold in Fort Knox. Or to the nearest McDonald's.

Since the man is functionally illiterate I think he could be fooled by a copy of the instructions to an Ikea entertainment unit with the words "Deklarashun of Indypedunce" scrawled across the top.

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I stand with Al Green.
I stand with Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
My two middle fingers stand against Trump.

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Love this quote regarding Zelenskyy's recent visit to the White House:

"Washington has become the court of Nero: an arsonist emperor and a ketamine-addled jester in charge of purging the civil service. In the Oval Office, the military shirker lectured the war hero on morality." Claude Malhuret, French senator

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Just a thought: If one person owns all the money (which is conceivable considering the current state of billionairehood in this world) then everyone else would have no money. So how does that one rich guy spend all the money if he HAS lal the money.

It's a logical trap not unlike asking Elon: "What is love?"

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If the sanitary fixture before which a male stands to empty his bladder is called a "urinal" then the one upon which we all comfortably sit to evacuate our bowels should be called a "poopinal".

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One last thing... The words "adobe" and "abode" contain the same letters yet the latter word has 33% fewer syllables than the former.

I discovered this and I think I deserve an award or something.

- Lefty