Clang! Grind! XXXXCHT!

Der Pussengrabben Potentate is telling church leaders that if the GOP loses the election there will be terrible violence set loose upon this country by the liberals.

What he means is, if Democrats win the House Americans will finally have the information that will result in Trump hanged for treason.

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The giant Orange Man-Baby complaining about Google is literally "Old man yells at cloud".

(Man, what would we do without the Simpson's writing teams?)

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Regarding Senator McCain: If President Tire Fire isn't going to take the flag seriously why should football players stop kneeling?

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Oh, and here's a radical idea:

Instead of the NFL's current four pre-season game schedule how about all the teams just practice for a month and then start the freaking season?

Yeah, I know. Fewer advertising dollars.

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Technical Note: I made a running change on the 'toon after a good night's sleep, realizing I used the ridiculous words "Trump press conference". Under normal circumstance this line would work but Fat Boy pressers are rarer than spines in the GOP. So "press coverage" it is.

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I am the Red Hen. I am Maxine Waters. I am Patricia Okoumou. I am Kristin Mink. I am Robert De Niro. I am David Hogg. I am Emma Gonzelez. I am Mike Avenetti. I am Stormy Daniels. I am Rachel Maddow. I am Pickaxe Guy. I am LeBron James. I am Robert Mueller. I am Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. I am Peter Strzok. I am Elizabeth Warren. I am Heather Heyer.  I am Beto O'Rourke.

Fuck Trump.

=Lefty=